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TITLE |
DESCRIPTION |
AUDIENCE |
CAST |
TIME |
| NEW!! You've Been Censored, Charlie Brown | A TV network struggles with how to censor the Charlie Brown Christmas special when a new law banning offensive words like "Christmas" is passed. | Youth, Adults | 4-5 | 5 |
| NEW!! Alien Christmas | Aliens who attempt to celebrate Christmas with some human abductees get everything wrong. But even the humans get one thing wrong when they say Santa, not Jesus, belongs in the Manger. | Youth, Adults | 4 | 5 |
| NEW!! Christmas Eve Instruction | While searching for the directions to assemble a bike, a married couple realizes they need instruction to rebuild their own fractured family. | Adults | 2 | 5 |
| NEW!! Father and Son | In his first private moment with baby Jesus, Joseph wonders at how he was chosen for this calling, and what it will mean to him. | Adults | 2 | 5 |
| NEW!! Mrs. Kringle's Lament | Mrs. Kringle invites Kris's sister for Christmas, but not even that will slow him down from his busy work schedule to spend any quality family time. | Adults | 3 | 5 |
| NEW!! No Room | Joseph and Mary find the Inn at Christmas full with Snowmen, Santa, Scrooge, and Ralphie, but with no room for them. | Youth, Adults | 8 | 5 |
| NEW!! Parking Lot Purgatory | A married couple shopping for Christmas gifts tries to reclaim the Christmas spirit as they search for a parking space at the mall. | Adults | 2 | 5 |
| NEW!! Sounds of the Season | A reader's theater about the Christmas season, featuring parodies of Christmas carols, recalling the stressful moments of the season and how Christ is often left out completely. | Youth, Adults | 4 | 8 |
| NEW!! The Naughty List | In this scene, it appears Santa and an assistant are checking the naughty list, and everyone is on it. It turns out to be God, who decides to send his son to redeem the "naughty." | Youth, Adults | 2 | 5 |
| NEW!! Two Maids A Moping | Two of the eight maids-a-milking discuss the massive waste of the true love who give the twelve days of gifts at Christmas. The start to wonder where gift giving at Christmas began, and what that first gift was... but neither of them remembers. | Youth, Adults | 4 | 5 |
| Aerosol Christmas Spirit | Commercial for Christmas Spirit in a can, to turn your whining family into Christmas Spirit machines! | Youth, Adults | 5 | 5 |
| The Battle of Bethlehem | After losing the chance to kill infant Jesus, Satan and his chief strategists decide to "sell" the Christmas story as a children's story, hiding the spiritual battle that took place in order to dissuade humans from taking it serious. | Youth, Adults | 5 | 5 |
| The Candy Cane Story | A Russian candy maker invents the perfect, symbolic Christmas candy, the Candy Cane, for Santa. Based on the legend of the candy cane. | All | 5 | 5 |
| The Chimney Problem | A little boy's lack of faith in Santa's ability to descend chimneys leads Santa to have some difficulty performing his yearly miracle. A lesson in faith. | All | 2 | 5 |
| Christmas Press Secretary | Single at Christmas? Don't face all those annoying family questions alone. Hire a press secretary to tell Grandma why you're still single and not having kids! | Adults | 9 | 5 |
| The Eternal Rewards Card | A father with a lot of gifts to buy is offered a choice between earning credit card rewards or ETERNAL rewards. | Adults | 3 | 5 |
| Gift and Run | A family pays a "hit and run" visit to grandpa for his Christmas birthday in a scene that parallels how some people "honor" Jesus at Christmas. | Youth, Adults | 5 | 5 |
| God Bless | A homeless man returns a few coins given by a businessman when he realizes the businessman has no idea what God's blessings really mean. | Adults | 2 | 5 |
| Lights of the Season | Lights on a string fear they will be thrown out when one of their own is burned out. Instead, the bulb is replaced, giving them new light -and life - on Christmas. | Youth, Adults | 6 | 5 |
| Mistletoe Misty | A business Christmas party is disrupted by the obnoxious awkward girl from the mailroom who assaults every man there with mistletoe and kisses. | Youth, Adults | 8 | 5 |
| Are You Worthy? | Appearing on a quiz show, Mary is unable to answer questions about how she will raise Jesus. In the end, she is assured that the Lord will be with her. | Youth, Adults |
2 |
5 |
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The Bathrobe Man |
When people in Jesus' time need new
clothes, they go to the man who reflected the style of the times: the
bathrobe man. |
Youth, Adults |
5 |
5 |
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An ambitious resident in |
All |
5 |
5 |
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The Briefcase |
A group of kids out sledding find the
light of the world hidden in a briefcase, then wonder how it fits in with the
other lights of the season. |
Children |
4 |
5 |
| Christmas Alone | Monologue. A young woman alone at Christmas finds comfort in her relationship with Christ. | Youth, Adults |
1 |
8 |
| Christmas Smackdown | A public service message shows how much parents go through shopping for toys, laying the smackdown on each other. | All |
5 |
5 |
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The Drummer Boy's Dream |
A young shepherd's desire to rise above
his social status and be a musician for a king comes true when an angel
announces Jesus' birth. |
Youth, Adults |
5 |
5 |
| Expecting Fathers | Joseph talks with a mute Zechariah about how he was visited by an angel proclaiming that Mary's child will be the Messiah. | Youth, Adults |
2 |
5 |
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The Gift of the Naive Guy |
A parody of The Gift of the Magi, where
a loving boyfriend's sacrifice is not reciprocated by his girlfriend. |
Youth, Adults |
3 |
5 |
|
Herbie the |
Herbie steals from the nice and gives to the naughty on Christmas day. | Youth and Adults |
4 |
5 |
| Last Minute Rush | While his employees search for his family's last minute gifts, a business man wonders if there's more to Christmas than getting things. | Youth, Adults |
6 |
5 |
|
The Legend of the Used Camel |
The story of Arthur and Guinevere, a married couple running a used camel lot, whose marriage is saved when a former customer tells how her masters, the Magi, saw the baby Jesus. | All |
6 |
15 |
| Manger Scenes | Three short scenes take place around a church nativity scene, examining the star (guidance), the stable (the miracle), and the baby Jesus (God's love). By John Cosper and Paul Richardson. | All |
9 |
8 |
| On the Ledge | A man planning to jump out an office window after losing his job Christmas Eve encounters a co-worker that accidentally fell out the window who helps him regain his hope. | Adults |
2 |
5 |
| Perfect Christmas | A family man's dream of a perfect Christmas is jeopardized by his kids, his clumsy neighbor, and a burned turkey. In the end, he finds the love of Christmas in simply being with his family. | Adults |
7 |
10 |
| Quiet Night | The shepherds encounter a talking sheep and an angelic message the night Jesus is born. | All |
5 |
5 |
| Santa Claus Is Watching You | When Mom threatens two kids to be good because "Santa is watching," the kids suspect a conspiracy on the level of Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984. Unwilling to be good out of fear of Santa, the kids take action against Santa. | Youth, Adults |
3 |
5 |
| Star Search | Audience participation comedy. The night before the first Christmas, two angels try to figure out what to hang over the stable to announce Jesus' birth. | All |
2 |
10 |
| Stirring Creatures | "The Night before Christmas" is ruined when the narrator is interrupted by a mouse, a spouse, and a louse, all stirring cookie dough. | All |
4 |
5 |
| Teenage Mother | Monologue. Pregnant teenager Mary tells how she was called to carry God's son, Jesus. | All |
1 |
5 |
| The Three Wise Women | A humorous skit in which three women arrive early, bring practical gifts (including a casserole), assist with the birth, and get Mary and Joseph a room after talking to the innkeeper's wife. | Youth, Adults |
6 |
5 |
| Toy Wars | A rabid Star Wars fan matches wits with a Christmas shopping mom in a battle for the last of a prized Star Wars action figure on the store shelf. | Youth, Adults |
2 |
5 |
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Unto Us |
Israelites listen in fear and wonder as Isaiah prophesies about the Messiah. |
All |
4 |
5 |
|
What Says Christmas |
A materialistic couple's desire to do
something Christmasy is contrasted with a young
woman helping the needy. |
Youth, Adults |
5 |
5 |